Apparently if you don't eat processed foods you have an eating disorder.
Orthorexia (not to be confused with Orthorexia nervosa):
Those affected may start by eliminating processed foods, anything with artificial colorings or flavorings as well as foods that have come into contact with pesticides. Beyond that, orthorexics may also shun caffeine, alcohol, sugar, salt, wheat and dairy foods. Some limit themselves to raw foods.
Coined by Steven Bratman, MD, he readily admits he's not a nutrition specialist. Weird.